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Captain Morgan's Wives

3/28/2013

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Captain Morgan with his first wife, prior to his episode of being half frozen.
Captain Morgan was missing the other day and he called to me from under the huge spruce tree in the front yard, where I picked him up and put him in with Peter Rabbit. He has been Peter's room mate before, and they got along well enough. Captain morgan cannot breed anymore, so for a while, he and his wife were swapping in the tent next door, in the hope that she would start to lay some eggs. No such luck. 
Then Sheila, Morgan's second wife went missing. Not a trace, not a feather was found. But alas, there she was back in the barn behind the pregnant goat, where Captain Morgan and her lived for some time. They quite liked the place, especially the privacy, but they despised the fact that there were no windows and they were always in the dark so to speak, so they moved out. Sheila decided she preferred the dark to the suitor in the wife swapping tent, though, and she was found safe and sound back home. 
So Captain Morgan and Sheila are back in their first apartment together with Peter Rabbit, their room mate. The Faverolle hen has joined them, because, although she does not enjoy being a party girl, the boys think she does, and they gang rape her, so she stays on her perch inside, barely eating and drinking enough to stay alive. Every time she is outside, they jump her bones. 
Sheila is a little worried that Faverolle will steal Captain Morgan's affections, so she has pecked her a few times to put her in her place, but she needn't worry. The good Captain is quite happy with one wife these days, even in their sexless marriage. 
Anyhow, the happy couple is reunited and now they are sharing their tent with not just Peter but the Faverolle girl. The Captain kind of enjoys this (don't tell Sheila). 
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The good Captain, after the incident, now missing one foot and his comb and wattles, with his second wife, Sheila, back in Peter Rabbit's apartment.
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Moab
3/28/2013 01:28:48 pm


Now that is a cute story about my hero Captain Morgan and his girls or wives as so often the opposite sexes are referred to on the Fat Ewe. I am not sure what swapping in the tent next door is all about but obviously it has something to do with laying eggs. This Favourolle hen sounds like quite a chick having to avoid getting gang raped and getting her bones jumped. I think Sheila has to be given a poke in the ribs and made to share the Captain as he has paid his dues just needs some peaceful company.
It sure sounds like with all that has been going on and will be happening with this birthing, that everyone is either jumping or getting there bones jumped out at the Fat Ewe.

Moab

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No Name
3/29/2013 07:17:19 am

I guess my observation and comment didn't make the cut. When I check back over the last quite awhile I think I am the only one to have at least tried to add something to the blog. I guess I should keep my comments to myself.




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